Free lawn care sayings, quotes and quotations
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
~lawn care sayings by Andrew Mason
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
~inspirational sayings about Nature quotes by Michael Pollan, Second Nature, 1991
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
~lawn care quotes by Nancie J. Carmody
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
~famous quotes about Housework by C.E. Cowman
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
~lawn care sayings by Chuck Clark
Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus.
~lawn care sayings by Ambrose Bierce
I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home
~inspirational sayings about Housewarming quotes by Author Unknown
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.
~lawn care quotes by National Lampoon, 1979
There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's
~famous quotes about Groundhog Day by Clyde Moore
There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
~lawn care sayings by Clyde Moore
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
~lawn care sayings by Author Unknown
I am not a lover of lawns. Rather would I see daisies in their thousands, ground ivy, hawkweed, and even the hated plantain with tall stems, and dandelions with splendid flowers and fairy down, than the too-well-tended lawn.
~inspirational sayings about Nature quotes by W.H. Hudson, The Book of a Naturalist, 1919
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~lawn care quotes by James Dent
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
~famous quotes about Politics by P.J. O'Rourke
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~lawn care sayings by James Dent
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
~lawn care sayings by Rita Rudner
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
~good sayings about Government by George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Maxims: Education, 1905
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
~lawn care quotes by Dale Carnegie
Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain.
~motivational quotes about Adversity sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
~lawn care sayings by Moliere
Men ardently pursue truth, assuming it will be angels' bread when found.
~lawn care sayings by W. MacNeile Dixon
We should give meaning to life, not wait for life to give us meaning.
~good sayings about Life by Stacy
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death
~lawn care quotes by Thomas Paine
Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
~motivational quotes about Mothers sayings by Moorish Proverb
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
~lawn care sayings by William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
~lawn care sayings by Hector Berlioz
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
~good sayings about Election Day by Will Rogers
Love is not singular except in syllable.
~lawn care quotes by Marvin Taylor
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
~motivational quotes about Children sayings by Author Unknown
The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours.
~lawn care sayings by Arthur Lacey
Thou shalt not kill does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai.
~lawn care sayings by Leo Tolstoy
Loafing is harder than working. Ask the man who tried both. The heaviest burden is to have nothing to do. We get most tired standing still.
~good sayings about Living by
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death
~lawn care quotes by Auntie Mame
Bread of flour is good; but there is bread, sweet as honey, if we would eat it, in a good book.
~motivational quotes about Books Reading sayings by John Ruskin
Visitors should behave in such a way that the host and hostess feel at home.
~lawn care sayings by J.S. Farynski
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